I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
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Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
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Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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