I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
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She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
This is the high leading the old right now
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
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It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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