i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
im having a threesome with these popsicles
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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