Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
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So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
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No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
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