Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
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Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
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He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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