Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
Randomize
