you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Randomize