My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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