there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
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