like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
What a dumb baby whore.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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