fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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