her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
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you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
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He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I FOUND THE LEGS
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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