You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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