69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
A bitchslap is in order.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
And then he peed in my hair
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