oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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