the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I pour the whiskey from now on
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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