if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
You're earring is so big in my mouth
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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