is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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