I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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