So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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