i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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