Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
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He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
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Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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