It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
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I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
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I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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