Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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