"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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