Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
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when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
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Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again