Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
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I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
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I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
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