Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
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I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
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He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day