The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
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i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
These 25 People Had Very Inappropriate Sexual Relations(hips)
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?