gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
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Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
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Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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