I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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