Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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