i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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