maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
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she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
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tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
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We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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