Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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