I'd wear matching sweaters with you
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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