Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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