The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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