Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
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Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
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Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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