apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
