what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
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I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
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Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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