I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
My dad just said "fuck circus"
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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