sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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