come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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