so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
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That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
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My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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