shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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