I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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