I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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