He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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