love makes seman taste better
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
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if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
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I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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