I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
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The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
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My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower