Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
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