Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.