Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(208): View more from Idaho

weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake

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(410): View more from Maryland

You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.

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(214): View more from Texas

My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.

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(678): View more from Georgia

This show inspires me to have sex in space

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(907): View more from Alaska

He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since

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(914): View more from New York

I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list

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(303): View more from Colorado

why does he always try to puke into shot glasses

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(808): View more from Hawaii

REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.

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(701): View more from North Dakota

Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.

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