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• (314): View more from Missouri

  There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.

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  Punch her baby.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted

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• (709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

  I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again

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  But he was really hot

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  Glad you don't have HIV

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night

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• (361): View more from Texas

  You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.

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• (949): View more from California

  there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.

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