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What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?

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Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.

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(727): What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette? (1-727): Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast. http://tfl.nu/lpfv

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(952): View more from Minnesota

I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.

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(952): I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it. http://tfl.nu/soz7

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(914): View more from New York

After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!

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(914): After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT! http://tfl.nu/umoe

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(705): View more from Ontario

How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?

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I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.

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(705): How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk? (1-705): I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month. http://tfl.nu/0dv4

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(515): View more from Iowa

so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement

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(515): so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement http://tfl.nu/2t2h

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.

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(918): i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break. http://tfl.nu/35mv

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(831): View more from California

period poops. best. ever.

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omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...

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(831): period poops. best. ever. (925): omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that... http://tfl.nu/lwj4

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"

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(603): sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!" http://tfl.nu/halh

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(216): View more from Ohio

The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.

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(216): The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first. http://tfl.nu/lmqj

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.

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(412): Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it. http://tfl.nu/x2ar

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(609): View more from New Jersey

I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.

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(609): I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt. http://tfl.nu/9dqv

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All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.

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(508): All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears. http://tfl.nu/qmop

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(314): View more from Missouri

Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine

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(314): Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine http://tfl.nu/rnj9

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(518): View more from New York

I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life

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(518): I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life http://tfl.nu/wu65

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Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.

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(614): Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay. http://tfl.nu/o52k

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