I think I just saw someone hide a body.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
