Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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