just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
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So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
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are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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