can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
