Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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