I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
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Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
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Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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