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(269): View more from Michigan

You're my little dorito

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.

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(250): View more from British Columbia

I hope mine doesn't look like that

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(803): View more from South Carolina

I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind

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(402): View more from Nebraska

underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.

(1-973): View more from New Jersey

Not worth it.

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(516): View more from New York

Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment

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(734): View more from Michigan

I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.

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