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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.

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  Sorry- wrong number! :)

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• (914): View more from New York

  Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.

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  we live in such a classy society.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.

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• (818): View more from California

  You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.

  (805): View more from California

  Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?

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• (941): View more from Florida

  Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?

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• (415): View more from California

  Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka

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