if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
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Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
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Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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