Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
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He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
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whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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