I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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