Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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